Delia Duck does not do mornings. Not a word until coffee number two – and even then, proceed with caution. As a part-time library assistant, her weekends are spent enforcing silence (someone has to do it!). Her tousled tuft only adds to the effect: frazzled, indignant, and perpetually unimpressed. But catch her on a biscuit break, and she might just warm up. She’s partial to shortbread. (And Pondsnaps. Especially those.) Just don’t ruffle her feathers. Or worse… leave crumbs on the pages.